2 definition by Carlos Top Definition Irish monocle. Giving the bitch only one black eye because your other hand is holding a drink. I was holding a Jameson in my jab-hand, so i just gave her an Irish monocle. #irish sunglasses #black eye #raccoon #fell down the stairs #make me a sandwich. Urban Dictionary: Author Carlos Spicy-Weiner Please note: You are currently browsing img carlos spicyweiner twitter that is 1200x675px in size. This image is listed in carlos spicyweiner category. Urban Dictionary Author Carlos SpicyWeiner, 1200x675 in 101.76 KB.